Saturday, June 10
i like to think of myself as a blubbering pulsating heap that is about to engulf the whole world in fat
that's when i'm asleep and quite happy to kill anyone
who comes within a 3 feet radius with the intention of dragging me out of bed
then again
i'd be too drugged out to do anything
except engage in the battle of fats
so i like to think that my fats will serve as a good enough deterrent
for any brave souls in their forays into idiocy
the fat repulsion theory
that lipds tend to repel lipids
and that the halfwit with the lack of intellect as to come and bother me
will have brains and sinews of fat
so i don't make sense.
sue me
i'm brain frazzled, tired, sick, and have intimacy and security issues
not to mention that i am morbidly afraid of calling strangers to talk to them
it makes me nauseous and pukish. and it all sets up a fine mental block
against all the alpha calling i have to do
God save me.
0. oOo
